Summary:      Long time ago, there was a war in China.  The natives wanted to get the land back, which had belonged to them before.  However, the king of the nation didnt allow such a ridiculous thing, and the war finally broke.   Unfortunately, the odds were against China.  So the king decide to recruit soldiers.
      Unexpectedly, Mulans father, who was old and weak, was chosen.  Know that her father was not equal to the mission, Mulan decided to dress gerself as a man to join the army instead of her fater.
      During the time in the army, she became acquainted wiht the captain, Li Shang, and she was deeply moved by his care for her.  After they won th ewar, she told the truth frankly to him, and Li Shang asked the king to spare her life for disguising herself as a soldier.
       In time, they fell in love with each other, got married and lived happily hereafter.

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Narrator:

Long time age, ther was a war in China.....

德首:

Get out.  The land doesnt belong to you.

土酋:

Your land?......Hey , he says this is his land.

土酋:

We just get our land back.

德首:

Go to hell, you barbarians.

土酋:

Attack!

德首:

Fire!  Kill them all.

德首:

Just wait and see.  My son, Li Shang, will revenge himeself on you. 

路人甲:

Your majesty, we are losing.  What can we do?

陛下:

Even if the odds are against us, we must keep going on.   Now, what we can do is recruit soldiers.

使者:

Pat.......Ouch, what are you doing?  Are you Pat?  

Pat:

Yes.

使者:

O.K.  I am the messenger from our great general, Li Shang.  This letter is confidential.  Please read it carefully.

Mulan:

Whats up?  Daddy, you look so pale,

Pat:

Nothing....

Mulan:

Look!

Pat:

What......

Mulan:

My father is dying.  My brother is too young.   What can I do?

路人甲乙丙丁:

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Mulan:

What can I do?

Voice:

You can go to the army instead of your father.   

Mulan:

But Im a girl.

Voice:

Why not?  You look like a man.

Mulan:

Right!  Good idea!  I cant see the reason why a girl cant be a soldier to defend her own country.

Scene II

Narrator:

Mulan began her life in the army.

報到

士兵:

Hey, dont cut in.  Line up.

士兵:

Attention!  This is our general, Li Shang.

Li Shang:

I just want you to follow three \"A\"s.   Thell them what three \"A\"s.

士兵:

The three \"A\"s are \"Apple, airplane, adult video.\"

Li Shang:

The three \"A\"s are \"Action, ability, and agility.\"-----understand?

士兵:

Yes!

Li Shang:

Good!....Dismissed.

士兵領隊:

Soldiers, follow me!

士兵:

嘿咻.....

Mulan:

Ouch!

士兵:

Are you out of breath for running for a short time?

士兵:

You are a sissy boy.-------眾:Sissy boy.

士兵:

Look!  He is so thin and so weak.  How can our country depend on him?

眾:

Ha, ha, ha!

Li Shang:

Hey, men!  There is no time for you to chat! 

Li Shang:

Are you O.K.?

Mulan:

Im all right.

Li Shang:

Go to see the doctor and then take a rest under the tree.

Mulan:

He is really a good guy.  I am wondering which girl will be lucky enough to marry him.

士兵:

Hey!  Soldiers.  Its time for dinner.

士兵:

Oh....food!  Food!---Hey, here is nothing for you.   Get away!

Li Shang:

唉...You are inferior to others in all aspects

Li Shang:

This is for you.

Mulan:

Thank you. Sir!

Li Shang:

Go and eat there.

Mulan:

He is really a good man.  In order not to disappoint him, Ill do my best to become stronger.

(士兵舉重比賽)

Narrator:

After being humiliated and insulted by others, she was ashamed of her weakness.  So Mulan tried every way to strengthen herself.  She lifted weights and did push-ups.

Narrator:

After a few months of hard training........

羅蔔兵:

Sir!  Sir!  Our enemies are coming back again.

Li Shang:

What?  Those barbarians are returning?  hey, soldiers! Take up your weapon and follow me.  Its time to fight.

兵:

Fight!

Mulan:

Hey!  Wake up!  Dont sleep!  Where are the other guys? 

羅蔔兵:

They....are...fighting!

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What!--Guys!  Wait for me!

Scene III

Li Shang:

Do you still remmeber General Lee?  You killed him ruthlessly.  Im his son, Li Shang.

土酋:

Ive killed too many people.  It doesnt bother me to kill one more so that you can see your father in the hell soon.

Li Shang:

Ha!  You talk too much, you ugly barbarian.   Now it is my chance to take revenge on you.

土酋:

You?  Ha, ha, ha.  impossible! 

Li Shang:

Watch out, Ill kill you all.

土酋:

Oh yeah?  Youre still wet behind the ears.   How can you bear us and kill us all?  You are dreaming.

Li Shang:

Just wait and see if I cant.  Soldiers, fire!

土酋:

My brave soldiers, go!  Ha, ha, ha.  Now you are under my control.  Surrender?

Li Shang:

Just kill me.  Id rather die thatn surrender.

Mulan:

Are youall right?

土酋:

Do you look down uponme?  Ge him!  Get him now!

土酋:

It...it is impossible.

Mulan:

Li, Im sorry.

Li Shang:

Why did you kiss me?  Are you a gay?

Mulan:

No.  In fact, I am a girl.

Li Shang:

According to the law, a woman cant be a soldier.   What you have done is a big crime!  Have you ever thought of that?

Mulan:

I know, but for my old father and young brother, I have to make such a decision.

Li Shang:

Hum.....Ill try to save you.

陛下:

My brave soldiers.  Congraduations!  We are brought to glorious victory by my captain, Li Shang.  You deserve a good reward.   Come ahead, my hero!  Tell me what you want.

Li Shang:

I want nothing except the soldiers life.  She is a girl, but she has saved us and the whole country.

陛下:

She is heroine.  Oh, I just cant wait to see her.

Li Shang:

This is her.  She asks for your mercy because of her violation against the law.

陛下:

Why should I kill her?  She has beome a good example for our people.  I should reward her instead of killing her.

Mulan:

Thank you, your majesty.

Li Shang:

Though this is a sudden proposal,  would you mary me?

Mulan:

Im so glad to hear that.  But I have to go back home to ask my father first.  will you go to my hometown with me?

Li Shang:

Of course, dear.

Mulan:

Lets go.

Mulan:

Father, Im back.

Pat:

Mulan, its really you?

Mulan:

Yes, its a long time.

Kid:

Sis, we are missing you everyday.

Mulan:

Oh, my brother.  You are grown up.

Pat:

Who is the gentleman?

Mulan:

This is General Li.

Li Shang:

Sir, can I have the honor to ask your permission to marry your daughter?

Pat:

Of course.  When are you going to get married?

Li Shang:

Soon.

Pat:

How soon?

Li Shang:

How about now?

眾:

Great!

The End