搞笑英语剧《叶花K西》

袁瑞阳
更新时间:2023/4/12 7:51:58

《叶花K西》
  人物介绍:西门吹雪(X),叶孤城(Y),King(K).花满楼(H)
  道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。
  第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠
  旁白:A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
  Birdsaredancinginthecold .
  Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
  Windiscominginsilence.
  Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
  Y与X相遇.
  X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
  Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
  X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
  Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
  X:Iamximenchuixue.
  Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
  X:Yes,whatiswrong?
  Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
  X:Great, youknowme !
  Y抱腿:Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
  X:No, Imustkillyou !
  Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
  X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
  Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
  X:Pardon!
  (Y拿出一袋牛奶)
  X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
  Y:pleasedrinkit!
  X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
  Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
  X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
本文发布在演艺圈门户网,演艺吧,请勿转载.域名www.yanyi8.com .李云飞、金岩、张伯鑫和大新、陈印泉和侯振鹏、金霏和陈曦公式相声央视相声小品大赛,冯巩3个徒弟垄断了各组第一,  Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
  X:I’msureIwon’t!
  Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
  X捂着肚子,蹲下:Oach,Oach !
  Y大笑:HaHa……
  X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
  Y:What ?
  X:Toliet?
  Y:What ?
  X:The “WC”?
  Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
  X:Thanks,byebye.
  Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
  H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
  Y:Whoareyou?
  H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
  Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
  H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
  Y:Youareright!
  H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
  Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
  H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
  Y:Ok,Let’s go!
  第二幕:无间道
  H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! (指Y) thisisyegucheng.
  K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
  H走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?
  Y: Yes,Ido.
  K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!(音乐停)
  X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine!
2020年01月23日20:02春晚近几年喜欢请当红明星参与歌舞类节目,但肖战却直接出演了小品,他与谢娜合作的这个节目也备受关注。在今年春晚的七个小品和一个相声节目中,你最期待哪一个呢?放弃相声演小品  K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
  Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见)
  K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
  Y:How clever……
  X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
  Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
  X:Forgiveme? Why?
  Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
  X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”!
  Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)
  X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思)
  K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
  X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”.
  K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!
  X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)
  K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!
  X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
  Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子,蹲下)
  K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

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