BEINGYOURSELF
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　Screenplayby YongHeShan
　　
　　Producedby YongHeShan
　　
　　Directedby YongHeShan
　　
　　
　　
　　CastList:
　　
　　YeZaifei
　　MengRunXin
　　ZhengTianqi
　　Zhengli
　　YeFaye
　　SirWu
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　
　　“DALI”STREET-MORNING
　　
　　It’sasunshinedayonDecember.Peopleareinhat,scarfandglove.
　　
　　ThereisacomputershopagainstYeZaifei’sshop,aboardwiththecomputerliststandinginfrontofthecomputershop,”familydiy:P42.0:………””Gameplayerdiy”,“graphicsdiy”.ATVshopisbesidethecomputershop,somechildrenarewatching“thereviewof2002worldfootmatch”,andsomeofthemareeating“M”.
　　
　　AyoungladynamedRuxin,isdrivingawhitecarslowly,twoblackonesfollowed,andsheislookingforsomehandsomemenwithatelescope,butmostofthemareveryvulgarandboring.Thenahandsomemanappears,butstillordinary.
　　YeZaifeiwalkinginthestreet
　　
　　ZAIFEI
　　(LookingRuxin)
　　Whatadisengagedbitch!
　　Zaifeiwalkingforwardquickly.
　　Suddenlyafamiliarimagecomesintothesight.ShebeginstofollowZaifeiinhercar,andaboywithglassesstaresathersecretly.
　　Whentheyoungmanturnsaboutintoasupermarket,theladyisshockedthathewasherboyfriendYefiveyearsago.Throwingawaythetelescopeandthecigar,quicklyshejumpsoutofthecar,andrushesintothesupermarket.Thatboywithglassesfollows,too.Andthecarisleftinthemiddleofthestreet,whichcausesthetrafficbusy.
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　　SUPERMARKET
　　
　　Zaifeistandsinfrontofthesoapcounter,andRuxinhesitateswhethertomeethimornot.Shewalkstoandfro.Shecan’tmakethedecision.Thescrupleexpressesinherface.
　　Theboywithglassesrobsherhandbag,
　　
　　BODYGUARD
　　Goddamnit.
　　
　　Ruxin’sbodyguardcatcheshim,peopleincludingYearelookingatthem.ThecolorofRuxin’sfaceischangedfromwhitetogray.
　　Theboyisbeatenblackandblue.
　　
　　THEBOY
　　Please,givemeabreak,please.
　　
　　RUXIN
　　Don’tworry.
　　
　　Ruxintakesout50Yuan,andgiveittotheboy.Thentheboykneelsdown,takesoutarevolverandshootsatRuxin.Atthistime,Zaifeikicksofftherevolver.Ruxinisamazed.Thebodyguardkillstheboywithhisowngun.
　　RuxincuddlesZaifeithankingforhishelpandalsobecausetheyhaveneverseeneachotherformanyyears,andshemisseshimsomuch.
　　
　　RUXIN
　　Thankyou.
　　
　　ZAIFEI
　　No,pleaseabidebythelawandbehaveyourself.
　　
　　Ruxinwanttoexplainmore,butyeleaveunfeelingly.RuxinfollowingyeuntilZaifei’sshopbycar,thenleave.
　　
　　SCHOOLALURE-MORNING
　　
　　WithsmilingWulightsacigarforZhengli.
　　
　　SIRWU
　　Youarefine,Mr.Zheng.
　　
　　ZHENGLI
　　Oh,Ihavebeenpromoted.
　　
　　SIRWU
　　Congratulation!
　　
　　ZHENGLI
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　　SIRWU
　　Abeautifulgirl.
　　
　　anelegantgirlisreadingabookintheclassroom,wherethefrontwallisfullofdiplomas,Wupointsatthatgirl,ZhengliandWutakeaneyecontactwitheachotherincattiness.ThenZhenglitakesthatgirlaway.
　　
　　RUXIN’SBEDROOM-DUSK
　　
　　Ruxinstandsinfrontofthewindow.InthecourtstandsZhengtianqi,whoisadirectoroftheEducationDepartmenttogetherwithaforeigner.Theyarenegotiatingaboutthechildrenbusiness.
　　RuxiniswatchingthephotoaboutherandZhengli:
　　Photo1RuxinwasawardedforthebestactressintheperformanceduringherstudentageZhengtianqigavethediplomatoher.
　　Photo2ZhenglidressesRuxinanecklace.
　　Photo3TheweddingofZhengandRuxin.
　　Photo4Ruxinreceivesthefaceoperation.
　　Shetearsthemonebyoneintopiece.
　　Ruxinistouchingherfaceinfrontofamirrorandthetearofregretfallsfromherchecks.
　　
　　BOXSUPPER-DUSK
　　
　　EMCEE
　　Ladiesandgentlemen,thanks
  


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